If I were a twitterer, here’s what my morning tweets would have looked like—I discovered lots of things:
6:45 am Pick up last night’s knitting work only to discover that that the two pieces that are supposed to be the same width are no where near the same. Rip out.
7:15, Having already gotten dressed to go to early meeting where I am expected to look professional, ready to leave the house, only to discover that the top I recently hand washed was still a bit ‘fragrant’ in one underarm. No time to change, which would require ironing. Get Febreeze out and squirt on underarm of blouse.
7:25 Spill tea on pants getting into car with cup of tea. At least they are dark tan/taupe and the tea won’t stain.
7:30 Road closure on most direct route to highway.
8:00 Arrive at meeting only to discover that I had forgotten to RSVP.
8:05 Spill half my decaf coffee on the floor, a linoleum floor, anyway.
8:06 –Go to rest room to get paper towels to wipe up coffee, only to discover when I looked in the mirror that I was wearing two different earrings. Should I take one out and pretend I lost the other one? Left both in, no one will notice, anyway.
8:15 – Woman sitting next to me asks if I know I am wearing two different earrings. (Not at total stranger, anyway.) Knit thru dull presentation, only ripping a row or two.
9:30 Arrive back at my office only to discover that the meeting I thought I had next Tuesday was actually today, and they are waiting in the lobby. The receptionist tried to call me, but my phone was turned off. All this in the first few hours.
Sonia Sotomayor is really my kind of gal – fractures her ankle on the way to her Supreme Court appointment hearing. I bet she had on matching earrings, though.
Gale asked some good questions in her comment about the razor shell. I’ll try to post answers and photos for that tomorrow, before I leave for TNNA on Thursday.